With everyone on detox-fat reducing-vegan-gluten free cleanses these days, how about one for old and new relationships? WARNING: THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK!!
In just three days you are going to lose TONS, not pounds, and we don’t mean the kind you shed from your body.
DAY ONE: Twitter Purge- love tweeting about your new BF or GF but still have old tweets about that time you and your EX were sipping Pumpkin Spice Lattes at Starbucks? Now is the time to go through EVERY SINGLE tweet about your EX and DELETE them!
DAY TWO: INSTA-Rinse- Awe isn’t that a cute picture of you and your new bae lounging by the pool. Wait, what’s that? There are like fifteen pics of you and your EX lounging by the pool too! Come on, time for those finger crunches! Let’s shed those pounds! DELETE!!!! Why are they still up on your Instagram? Do you like looking at old memories of someone you dumped or dumped you?! Well, niether does your new love!
DAY THREE: Facebook Freedom- The final day is here and you survied the first two. You already feel lighter and happier now that you’re free of anything resembling your EX on Twitter and Instagram. But this one is the hardest challenge of them all. If there’s one thing we DESPISE the most, it’s seeing someone in a new wonderful relationship with a profile pic smooching and all, and they STILL HAVE ALBUMS OF THE EX! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! DELETE!!! Come on, we know you can do it. Out with the old in with the new! How disrespectful is it to the new person in your life to see all this? Besides, would you want to see that on his or her page? Nope, nope, NOPE!
We know it’s tough. We know it’s hard. Hoarding memories in your Social Network homes is just not good for the heart or the soul. Follow this cleanse and you will be free of all that porcessed junk. Clean never felt so good!
Still too weak to do this on your own? We can help you every step of the way with our EX-Cleansing program! All you have to do is contact us and you’ve taken the first step!
